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The Shrine
Welcome to the Shrine! This is a place where you can pay homage to Yalort, saying what you wish, asking Him to let you win the lottery, and other miscellaneous things that you might want to ask of a deity. Say what you will.You have to be logged in to praise Yalort.
AND PLEASE, DON'T INSULT YALORT HERE!
Also, no swearing is allowed in the Shrine. It is punishable by death (may not be true). And it's vulgar.
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 | Gryphon (Acolyte) said: | Mon 7th Jul 2008, 8:43pm |
| Days, months maybe but probably not a year has passed. I have been very busy with things lately and with the site being sorta dead I have sadly forgotten. Please do not invoke your wraith upon me, O yalort. I shall praise your name til the end of time. All hail yalort. | ||
 | The Wolf (Cultling) said: | Sun 25th May 2008, 10:01am |
| Happy towel day my Lord. Happy towel day to us all. | ||
 | Ryn Bladefire (Cultling +1) said: | Thu 8th May 2008, 4:46am |
| I misseth my old friends, am troubled by girls, and am lost in a sea of meaninglessness.... help? I swear, YALORT, I still have faith in you. I don't want to be blind... but I want to understand! I only ask for enlightenment, and while you cannot give me that directly, could you at least give me the opportunity to find the way? ALL HAIL YALORT!!! | ||
| Ryn Bladefire (Cultling +1) said: | Wed 23rd Apr 2008, 4:33pm |
| YALORT..... give me guidence and I will promise to remember my password so I don't have to try like 500 things and become discouraged and abandon you for so long! ALL HAIL YALORT!!!!!!! (And I'm waiting for that YALORT version 2.0 with crossed fingers and braced teeth! Maybe!) | ||
 | Zefi (Lesser Wolf) said: | Thu 27th Mar 2008, 4:09am |
| I thank thee, Yalort, for me bountiful exam results. Two A-‘s. Not bade, considering one is for history. O! wonderful Yalort. I, the humble follower of your wise ways, offer thanks and sacrifice this brown edible rabbit from the heretic religion as a symbol of your greatness. Yalortian-equivalent-of-Amen. | ||
| The Wolf (Cultling) said: | Tue 26th Feb 2008, 8:23am |
| Took me a while but I did mean *god, but I couldn't correct myself xD | ||
| The Wolf (Cultling) said: | Sat 23rd Feb 2008, 8:09am |
| Mmmm, I hear the echo's of a prayer and I am joyed. The best act of got was committed by Pseudo. | ||
 | Pseudolonewolf (High Priest) said: | Mon 18th Feb 2008, 9:23pm |
| O YALORT, Soon, I might revive your glorious religion, so then it may spread like a plague and help people change their lives! Like a plague. Or something. Uh... "Yalortism: REVIVED. Coming Soon!" I haven't forgotten about this place! I'm just quite busy! | ||
| The Wolf (Cultling) said: | Wed 13th Feb 2008, 5:25am |
| Oh Lord, Fix my laptop so that I can visit thee every day. Adn GIVE ME MINE INTERNETS!!!!! And such. | ||
| Gryphon (Acolyte) said: | Sun 30th Dec 2007, 1:32am |
| THis site is in it's last death throes, I would like to recommend that the surviving members move to the forum. I'd like to stay in touch with them. Please grant me this one wish oh mighty and gallant yalort. All hail the great and powerful yalort. | ||
 | ShadowBlaze (Cultling) said: | Wed 5th Dec 2007, 10:01pm |
| Yalort, Thanks for helping so many times this past week. You know what I'm talking about. I really appreciate the help. Oh yes, and sorry for not, uh, praying here too often. | ||
 | Lazlo (Cultling +1) said: | Sun 25th Nov 2007, 9:55pm |
| For the attention of Lord YALORT, I am writing to inform you that I AM BACK, BABY! Yes, after a long period of absence from this fine home of the free (Shandoa, Noximus & Zombie don't seem to be here anymore, to my dismay), I have returned to terrorize you once again! Or not. I'm not too sure, really. Got bigger things on my mind. Anyway, let that not discourage you from the fact of my return! Just...give me a reason to stay. Okay? | ||
 | FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Sat 3rd Nov 2007, 4:37am |
| Lord YALORT: I'm using the 1337 sk33lz of Alt+Tab to browse forums, and play (wait) Warcraft. Please let more people join the AotZ game I'm in now and let it start. Oh right. Short on cash, mainly because of a major fine at the library for forgetting about my books, bills, replacement of half a laptop, etc... Bah... Give me a better-paying job, please? Please also remind the other members THAT THE SITE AND THY HOLY RELIGION IS DYING. Make them come! | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Tue 30th Oct 2007, 11:58pm |
| Most Holy YALORT: Please make everyone active again! The site's almost dead, and no one's approving/disapproving the applications! Thank you! I love Strep Throat! | ||
| Gryphon (Acolyte) said: | Tue 30th Oct 2007, 9:46pm |
| Ah, my good friend yalort I have not paid tribute to you in many moons, allow me to do so now. Praise yalort, he who commands thy sun and thy moon to dance around in the sky, who makes the crops grow good and healthy and makes the nile flood it's fertile banks. Also many thanks for allowing the fighunter websites to be active once again. We shall all rejoice with glee at our wonderful creator. All hail the omnipotent yalort | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Tue 16th Oct 2007, 1:25am |
| Most Holy YALORT: Please smite thy followers into paying homage to thee at the Shrine. I look at it, and I'm the only one that has paid homage in a full week. Oh right. Thank you for the Sonata Arctica music, and for Clan WepN. Please send thy blessings to NvAC, Weyrling's newest AoS map, and the poster child of Clan WepN. And, please send some snow! Any form of precipitation would be nice! Even rain! | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Tue 9th Oct 2007, 3:14am |
| Holy YALORT: I humbly thank thee for allowing me to be accepted into Clan WepN, and I hope that you shall grant us the power to one day be famous. Please protect us from the obnoxious applicants that write nothing or "coz its kool" in their applications! Smite them! They're clogging the application board, and it's getting annoying! Please allow me the knowledge to change post colors, and make the avatar size a little bigger! Also, please allow us to insert images in our signatures! For all these requests, I will work in promoting thy Holy Religion. I hope I can, at least. Bless me with thy powers of persuasion! | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Sun 7th Oct 2007, 2:17am |
| Oh most Holy YALORT: I thank thee for granting thy follower the endurance to finish a looooooooong hike. I also thank thee for the latest bit of news, as the school has decided to let me off easy. The other guy got blamed. Anyways, the forums are still not working on my Mac, so I will not be able to post until the next update. I shall try finding a computer running Windows and try it again, or get a different ISP (Please smite Road Runners Internet with thy holy bolt of green lightning). I also ask thee to allow me to be accepted into Dagger's new clan on Warcraft, Weapon. Oh right. Hi. Zorz. | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Sun 7th Oct 2007, 2:17am |
| Oh most Holy YALORT: I thank thee for granting thy follower the endurance to finish a looooooooong hike. I also thank thee for the latest bit of news, as the school has decided to let me off easy. The other guy got blamed. Anyways, the forums are still not working on my Mac, so I will not be able to post until the next update. I shall try finding a computer running Windows and try it again, or get a different ISP (Please smite Road Runners Internet with thy holy bolt of green lightning). I also ask thee to allow me to be accepted into Dagger's new clan on Warcraft, Weapon. Oh right. Hi. Zorz. | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Sun 7th Oct 2007, 2:16am |
| Oh most Holy YALORT: I thank thee for granting thy follower the endurance to finish a looooooooong hike. I also thank thee for the latest bit of news, as the school has decided to let me off easy. The other guy got blamed. Anyways, the forums are still not working on my Mac, so I will not be able to post until the next update. I shall try finding a computer running Windows and try it again, or get a different ISP (Please smite Road Runners Internet with thy holy bolt of green lightning). I also ask thee to allow me to be accepted into Dagger's new clan on Warcraft, Weapon. Oh right. Hi. Zorz. | ||
| The Wolf (Cultling) said: | Fri 5th Oct 2007, 5:38am |
| Heh, looks like the community stopped for me, while was in china anyway... Anyway, just popped in to say 'Hi' ... So... Hi | ||
| FlameZero (Cultling) said: | Wed 26th Sep 2007, 12:42pm |
| Holy YALORT, I'm BAAAAAACK! I noticed a spell checker has been added to your most Holy website, and it puts a red line under thy name! Blasphemy! Now, let's see if our High (Lazy, ahem.) Priest has bothered to fix the forums. I thank thee for the latest piece of suffering, as it is much better than death. Because of a fight, I am now in deep... Er... Manure with the school. Please release me, because I came back! On second thought, keep that punishment, and give me a chance to earn $? | ||
 | brisingre (Acolyte) said: | Mon 17th Sep 2007, 4:55am |
| Yalort, welcome me back. I have kept you in my heart as an honored deity, but I have been gone from your site forever. And I may very well leave again, because I have homework I should be doing, and I can't remember to post. However, you are still a shortcut key, so I will come back again, eventually. | ||
 | Shandoa (Cultling) said: | Tue 4th Sep 2007, 8:49pm |
| O Great YALORT I am so sorry for not speaking to you in so long but I have been busy. I had to go to work and summer school. Then I had to go to my first day of the real school year yesterday. At least I have been using forum for great things though. If your holyness would check the chat forum and then click Legalizing Prostitution on your huge computer you will see the popular conversation I started. | ||
| Gryphon (Acolyte) said: | Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 3:19pm |
| Oh great and mighty yalort, where the heck are my medals I deserve some dang medals, i've been here for a long time and have gotten the requirements for many of them but I still don't get any medals. What's up with that. Ok now that that's all out of my system, ALl hail the great and omnipotent yalort. | ||
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