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Yalortians!

Of all the people on this planet (which was made by Yalort), there are literally MILLIONS that worship a false religion called 'Christianity', but the amount of Yalortian followers can all be listed on this page. ...Kind of sad, isn't it? Not the lack of people, but the amount of people who do not YET know of Yalort's supreme ultimate power! But soon...
Anyway, here are the current Yalortians, their positions, and a bit they chose to write about themselves. Also shown is the amount of Power they have within the religion. This power can increase depending on your actions and devotion to Yalort.

List of Rank Types | List of Medal Types | Current pending member Applications

378 people have joined over the course of the site's history.
119 of those accounts still exist...
1 (0.84%) of them have been active in the last month.
57 (47.9%) have been remotely active at all, ever.
11 (9.24%) 'members' are banned...
We only need 1881 more to be an OFFICIAL religion!

The Everlasting!

YALORT is our deity and must be worshipped!

Yalort! (☉)
(OurLordAndMaster!) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: ∞

The Chosen!

These people are the top authority of Yalortism. They are chosen not for their 'devotion' or number of posts or activity, but for their personalities!

Pseudolonewolf (♂)
(High Priest) (@) (www) ( pseudolonewolf@hotmail.com ) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 2953

Firequill (♀)
(Supreme Phoenix) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 658

Zefi (♀)
(Lesser Wolf) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 436

Ex-Chosen!

These people used to be Chosen, but they all became inactive so they've been demoted.

FoolishGoldfish (♀)
(Ex-Pygmy Marmoset) (@) (www) ( goldfish_dont_like_milk@yahoo.com.au )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 718

Stormwing (♂)
(Ex-High Priest) (@) ( stormwing@hotmail.co.uk )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 463

iloveyalort (♀)
(Ex-Mongoose) (@) ( pinkfairyfloss2@hotmail.com ) ( I DONT THINK SO! bleugh*yahoo*bleugh )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 457

Damarus (♂)
(Inactive Chosen One / Priest) (@) ( Neodamarus@hotmail.com )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 278

Nano-Tech (♂)
(Ex-Octopus) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 239

The Rest!

The common ranks of Yalortism!

Kneuronak (♂)
(Priest) (@) (www) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1836

Harkermus Prime (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www) ( gwhs@hotmail.co.uk ) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1619

brisingre (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1490

Yacob (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ( jacob_crossett_314@hotmail.com )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 867

violet_moonbeam (♀)
(Acolyte) (@) (www) ( liz.fagan@hotmail.com ) ( ebil_jenius )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 722

Flaming Dragon (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ( Saleemprime@yahoo.com )
Power:
Worth: 580

Gryphon (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 427

Dudeguy (♂)
(Acolyte)
Power:
Worth: 408

sheddin_lani (♀)
(Acolyte) (@) ( lani_pie@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 386

Kneuronak2 (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ()
Power:
Worth: 150

Ryn Bladefire (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 447

ZombieSlayer54 (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) () ()
Power:
Worth: 239

Noximus (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 234

- (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 223

Lazlo (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) (www) ( LazloIsGod@hotmail.co.uk ) ()
Power:
Worth: 203

Sillydragon (♀)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 192

Kadzar (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 152

fwoggylover (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 175

Shandoa (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( BBoroughs@hotmail.com ) ()
Power:
Worth: 153

The Wolf (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( michael.park2@gmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 137

richardxxl (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( minirichiexl@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 101

FlameZero (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( AzzrOfTheBane )
Power:
Worth: 97

pyro
(Cultling)
Power:
Worth: 96

ShadowBlaze (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 88

Discoveria (♂)
(Cultling) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 81

Josef (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 71

McDuff (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 67

Greggor (♂)
(Cultling) (@) (www) ()
Power:
Worth: 63

Blackknight (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( blackknight@iinet.net.au )
Power:
Worth: 62

Test_Account
(Official Tester!)
Power:
Worth: 54

LOST (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( connortt@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: -60

Michael (♂)
(Proselyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 129

Cowtipper (♂)
(Proselyte) (@) (www) ()
Power:
Worth: 72

piixelated love
(Revived Account) (@) (www) () ( leagallybrunette554 )
Power:
Worth: 52

Cyber Tiger
(Proselyte)
Power:
Worth: 52

link (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 45

Fatty (♂)
(Revived Account)
Power:
Worth: 44

TopazChimerra
(Revived Account)
Power:
Worth: 39

Candle_Wax
(Proselyte)
Power:
Worth: 39

DragonDudeXXX (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 32

lionhead333 (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 27

nzb35
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 27

Jethro95 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( snakester95@yahoo.com )
Power:
Worth: 27

Dexter (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 26

Eyce (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

Shikaze (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

alex9312 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

barantui (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

Shikkarasu (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

Botttz (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( jrtmacleod@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 22

bush will die
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 21

helix (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

crideus (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

TheGrimSqueaker (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

Falwix (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ()
Power:
Worth: 21

Valden (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( fahrenheit-sydney@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

tengweimatt (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 20

Artix11 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

Malkith (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

UberAsian (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

putkes
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 20

massi (♀)
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 20

lisa (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

dark_sapphire (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

ChocoboDragon (♀)
(Neophyte) (@) (www) ( zafara19@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

Teiganas (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

Benedict (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

RadioactiveFlea (♀)
(Neophyte) (@) ( ladymcbeth7@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

The Dead Accounts!

These accounts have either never been used at all, or just haven't logged in in ages. HAVE THEY FORGOTTEN YALORT?!

Speedy Kat
(Dead Account) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 226

dsysm
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 136

Sheyona
(Dead Account) (www)
Power:
Worth: 57

blue_dragon73x
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 55

Cyber Tiger (♂)
(Dead Account) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 52

Ryan The Repent (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 45

Solaria (♀)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 42

Keladry (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 37

zero (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 37

yalortian123
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 35

unbeliever
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 34

Obsidian Knife
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 34

The Rage Within
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 32

Davey Jones (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 31

The Phantom
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 30

DragonGirlCries (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 30

Zefin
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 28

owlbird
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 27

dimmy52 (♂)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 26

Angel Acushla
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

drake
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 25

Nikki83 (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

The Damned!

These people defied YALORT and got what they deserved: ONE (1) BAN FROM THIS SITE!!!

Leprechon (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

Happy Tony (♂)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

reevo (♂)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( henryreeve@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: 0

pyrolord
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

Shazaam!
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

Gnkit
(Banned!) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 0

staccy (♀)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( kirbs28@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 0

zeno (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

$noop_Dogg
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

tuxedomask
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

APPLESAUSE
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

yawanaj (♂)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

some person (♀)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

Lucifer
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

bhw1896 (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

lone avenger (♂)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( henryreeve@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: 0

Nob head (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

slimpyslime (♂)
(Banned!) (@) ( theslimeybeast@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 0

insane clown
(Banned!) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 0

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Recent Logins:

• ShadowBlaze at 4:38am 28/2/10

• Kneuronak at 4:12pm 15/1/10

• brisingre at 12:36am 10/1/10

• Greggor at 8:36pm 3/1/10

• Zefi at 12:38am 27/11/09

• The Wolf at 12:19pm 31/10/09

• richardxxl at 11:28pm 17/7/09

• Ryn Bladefire at 4:36am 3/5/09

• Gryphon at 8:37pm 7/7/08

• Firequill at 6:01am 13/6/08

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• richardxxl, on richardxxl's userpage, at 11:35pm 17/7/09

• Zefi, on Zefi's userpage, at 9:16pm 2/2/09

• Kneuronak, on the article Just so you know..., at 7:26pm 28/9/08

• The Wolf, on tengweimatt's userpage, at 8:29am 12/3/08

• ShadowBlaze, on Noximus's userpage, at 8:05pm 5/3/08

• Noximus, on Noximus's userpage, at 2:39am 4/3/08

• ShadowBlaze, on the article Just so you know..., at 5:09pm 24/12/07

• Discoveria, on Discoveria's userpage, at 12:02pm 7/11/07

• FlameZero, on ZombieSlayer54's userpage, at 3:17am 9/10/07

• Gryphon, on Pseudolonewolf's userpage, at 11:00pm 7/10/07

Recent Forum Posts:

• FlameZero, in the thread GAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Why can't I post?, at 2:50pm 4/12/07

• Michael, in the thread What happened?, at 4:23am 31/10/07

• ZombieSlayer54, in the thread What happened?, at 11:40pm 30/10/07

• ZombieSlayer54, in the thread I need help., at 1:02am 13/10/07

• ShadowBlaze, in the thread I need help., at 11:24pm 12/10/07

• ZombieSlayer54, in the thread I need help., at 12:26am 9/10/07

• ZombieSlayer54, in the thread Your views on hunting?, at 1:59pm 8/10/07

• FlameZero, in the thread Your views on hunting?, at 2:35am 7/10/07

• FlameZero, in the thread I think I hacked the Shrine accidentally..., at 2:23am 7/10/07

• Michael, in the thread My Ideal System, at 8:49pm 26/9/07

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~ Shrine homages:

• brisingre, at 12:44am 10/1/10

• The Wolf, at 12:20pm 31/10/09

• Ryn Bladefire, at 2:05am 14/4/09

• The Wolf, at 8:34am 5/3/09

• Gryphon, at 8:43pm 7/7/08

• The Wolf, at 10:01am 25/5/08

• Ryn Bladefire, at 4:46am 8/5/08

• Ryn Bladefire, at 4:33pm 23/4/08

• Zefi, at 4:09am 27/3/08

• The Wolf, at 8:23am 26/2/08

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[ This site was created by Pseudolonewolf (High Priest) in the name of Yalort on 23/7/04. ]
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