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Yalortians!

Of all the people on this planet (which was made by Yalort), there are literally MILLIONS that worship a false religion called 'Christianity', but the amount of Yalortian followers can all be listed on this page. ...Kind of sad, isn't it? Not the lack of people, but the amount of people who do not YET know of Yalort's supreme ultimate power! But soon...
Anyway, here are the current Yalortians, their positions, and a bit they chose to write about themselves. Also shown is the amount of Power they have within the religion. This power can increase depending on your actions and devotion to Yalort.

List of Rank Types | List of Medal Types | Current pending member Applications

378 people have joined over the course of the site's history.
119 of those accounts still exist...
0 (0%) of them have been active in the last month.
57 (47.9%) have been remotely active at all, ever.
11 (9.24%) 'members' are banned...
We only need 1881 more to be an OFFICIAL religion!

The Everlasting!

YALORT is our deity and must be worshipped!

Yalort! (☉)
(OurLordAndMaster!) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: ∞

The Chosen!

These people are the top authority of Yalortism. They are chosen not for their 'devotion' or number of posts or activity, but for their personalities!

Pseudolonewolf (♂)
(High Priest) (@) (www) ( pseudolonewolf@hotmail.com ) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 2953

Firequill (♀)
(Supreme Phoenix) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 658

Zefi (♀)
(Lesser Wolf) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 435

Ex-Chosen!

These people used to be Chosen, but they all became inactive so they've been demoted.

FoolishGoldfish (♀)
(Ex-Pygmy Marmoset) (@) (www) ( goldfish_dont_like_milk@yahoo.com.au )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 718

Stormwing (♂)
(Ex-High Priest) (@) ( stormwing@hotmail.co.uk )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 463

iloveyalort (♀)
(Ex-Mongoose) (@) ( pinkfairyfloss2@hotmail.com ) ( I DONT THINK SO! bleugh*yahoo*bleugh )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 457

Damarus (♂)
(Inactive Chosen One / Priest) (@) ( Neodamarus@hotmail.com )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 278

Nano-Tech (♂)
(Ex-Octopus) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 239

The Rest!

The common ranks of Yalortism!

Kneuronak (♂)
(Priest) (@) (www) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1834

Harkermus Prime (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www) ( gwhs@hotmail.co.uk ) ()
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1619

brisingre (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www)
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 1489

Yacob (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ( jacob_crossett_314@hotmail.com )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 867

violet_moonbeam (♀)
(Acolyte) (@) (www) ( liz.fagan@hotmail.com ) ( ebil_jenius )
[ ]
Power:
Worth: 722

Flaming Dragon (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ( Saleemprime@yahoo.com )
Power:
Worth: 580

Gryphon (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 427

Dudeguy (♂)
(Acolyte)
Power:
Worth: 408

sheddin_lani (♀)
(Acolyte) (@) ( lani_pie@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 386

Kneuronak2 (♂)
(Acolyte) (@) ()
Power:
Worth: 150

Ryn Bladefire (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 446

ZombieSlayer54 (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) () ()
Power:
Worth: 239

Noximus (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 234

- (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 223

Lazlo (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@) (www) ( LazloIsGod@hotmail.co.uk ) ()
Power:
Worth: 203

Sillydragon (♀)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 192

Kadzar (♂)
(Cultling +1) (@)
Power:
Worth: 152

fwoggylover (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 175

Shandoa (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( BBoroughs@hotmail.com ) ()
Power:
Worth: 153

The Wolf (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( michael.park2@gmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 135

richardxxl (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( minirichie@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 100

FlameZero (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( AzzrOfTheBane )
Power:
Worth: 97

pyro
(Cultling)
Power:
Worth: 96

ShadowBlaze (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 88

Discoveria (♂)
(Cultling) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 81

Josef (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 71

McDuff (♂)
(Cultling) (@)
Power:
Worth: 67

Greggor (♂)
(Cultling) (@) (www) ()
Power:
Worth: 63

Blackknight (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( blackknight@iinet.net.au )
Power:
Worth: 62

Test_Account
(Official Tester!)
Power:
Worth: 54

LOST (♂)
(Cultling) (@) ( connortt@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: -60

Michael (♂)
(Proselyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 129

Cowtipper (♂)
(Proselyte) (@) (www) ()
Power:
Worth: 72

piixelated love
(Revived Account) (@) (www) () ( leagallybrunette554 )
Power:
Worth: 52

Cyber Tiger
(Proselyte)
Power:
Worth: 52

link (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 45

Fatty (♂)
(Revived Account)
Power:
Worth: 44

TopazChimerra
(Revived Account)
Power:
Worth: 39

Candle_Wax
(Proselyte)
Power:
Worth: 39

DragonDudeXXX (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 32

lionhead333 (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 27

nzb35
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 27

Jethro95 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( snakester95@yahoo.com )
Power:
Worth: 27

Dexter (♂)
(Revived Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 26

Eyce (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

Shikaze (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

alex9312 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

barantui (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

Shikkarasu (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 23

Botttz (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( jrtmacleod@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 22

bush will die
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 21

helix (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

crideus (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

TheGrimSqueaker (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 21

Falwix (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ()
Power:
Worth: 21

Valden (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) ( fahrenheit-sydney@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

tengweimatt (♂)
(Neophyte) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 20

Artix11 (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

Malkith (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

UberAsian (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

putkes
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 20

massi (♀)
(Neophyte)
Power:
Worth: 20

lisa (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

dark_sapphire (♀)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

ChocoboDragon (♀)
(Neophyte) (@) (www) ( zafara19@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

Teiganas (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

Benedict (♂)
(Neophyte) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

RadioactiveFlea (♀)
(Neophyte) (@) ( ladymcbeth7@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 20

The Dead Accounts!

These accounts have either never been used at all, or just haven't logged in in ages. HAVE THEY FORGOTTEN YALORT?!

Speedy Kat
(Dead Account) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 226

dsysm
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 136

Sheyona
(Dead Account) (www)
Power:
Worth: 57

blue_dragon73x
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 55

Cyber Tiger (♂)
(Dead Account) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 52

Ryan The Repent (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 45

Solaria (♀)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 42

Keladry (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 37

zero (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 37

yalortian123
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 35

unbeliever
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 34

Obsidian Knife
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 34

The Rage Within
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 32

Davey Jones (♂)
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 31

The Phantom
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 30

DragonGirlCries (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 30

Zefin
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 28

owlbird
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 27

dimmy52 (♂)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 26

Angel Acushla
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 25

drake
(Dead Account)
Power:
Worth: 25

Nikki83 (♀)
(Dead Account) (@)
Power:
Worth: 20

The Damned!

These people defied YALORT and got what they deserved: ONE (1) BAN FROM THIS SITE!!!

Leprechon (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

Happy Tony (♂)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

reevo (♂)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( henryreeve@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: 0

pyrolord
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

Shazaam!
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

Gnkit
(Banned!) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 0

staccy (♀)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( kirbs28@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 0

zeno (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

$noop_Dogg
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

tuxedomask
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

APPLESAUSE
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

yawanaj (♂)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

some person (♀)
(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

Lucifer
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

(Banned!)
Power:
Worth: 0

bhw1896 (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

lone avenger (♂)
(Banned!) (@) (www) ( henryreeve@hotmail.co.uk )
Power:
Worth: 0

Nob head (♂)
(Banned!) (@)
Power:
Worth: 0

slimpyslime (♂)
(Banned!) (@) ( theslimeybeast@hotmail.com )
Power:
Worth: 0

insane clown
(Banned!) (@) (www)
Power:
Worth: 0

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