Join the Ranks of Yalort

IMPORTANT! - Since the original joining system (just fill in the form to immediately create an active account) was being abused, often, and led to many people who merely spammed or never intended to be a long-time member, the new Application System is in place.
Now, to create an account, you just fill out the form below with accurate details (with stress on the word 'accurate' there... don't put fake info!), and then submit it. Then, your application will be considered and judged by the current members. If you're deemed unworthy of joining the ranks of Yalortism, then your application will fail.
If, however, your application is impressive and shows potential, you'll get into this now-exclusive religion thing, and you'll be able to gloat about it and so on and so forth!
You have to wait a couple of days or so (though usually longer than that due to the laziness of the High Priest...) after filling in the form before your account becomes active, though. You'll be sent an email when that period is over telling you whether your application was accepted or rejected.
Now, fill out this form! Accurately!!

Some more notes on trying to apply!
Alright, apparently I need to write *more* here, because some people don't clearly get what the application system is about.
First of all, Yalortism, unlike most things in the world these days, is NOT an 'equal opportunity' site. Not everyone has what it takes to get in. It's sort of an elite 'club', of sorts.
If you don't put effort into your application, then you haven't got much chance of getting in. Because it's not just about writing the application, it's about writing it well.
The following things will be looked for in applications:
- Good grammar and spelling. If you lack these, there's a high chance you'll be disapproved.
- Length. Applications should be longish and detailed, to a degree. Writing but a single, inane sentence in any of the sections will probably get you disapproved as well. Though keep in mind that quality is still more important than quantity, and it is possible to write 'too much'.
- Intelligence. This is the main deciding thing. If you show intelligence in your application - that is, if from what you wrote you sound like an intelligent person - then you'll probably be approved. If not, though, then you'll be disapproved.
- Originality/Personality. If you lack either - that is, if you sound like some generic, normal person with no personality other than the one that everyone else your age has - then you'll probably be disapproved. Also, be sure to list some of your interests in your bio or something; describe yourself as a person.

Yalortism is a site about a religion. Or so it seems. If you just want to come for the religion aspect and the game(s), then you don't really need to join, as such. You can still just visit the site.
You'd only join if you wanted to have *intelligent discussions* with other intelligent people in the forums. And the discussions do require a certain level of intelligence, too; inane drivel about what games you played or what you watched on the telly last night are more than just frowned upon. This is a place for putting forward your ideas and opinions, and getting thought-out feedback and discussion in response. Not just for 'having a chat'.
I can't stress that enough. So only *try* to join if that's what you want to do here.
Also, DO NOT MAKE AN APPLICATION IF:
- You don't intend to be active! We've had several people make applications, get approved, and then never show up. If you just apply on a passing fancy, then don't bother.
- If you made an application already and it was refused!!! You CANNOT - and I stress that - make multiple applications in the hope that one of them will get approved whereas others haven't. You have one chance, and if you're rejected, then YOU ARE REJECTED. Don't try again; your new applications will just be rejected, or probably just deleted.

Oh, and getting past the application isn't the 'end of the hard part'; it's the *beginning*. If you have to really, really try to write an application that might get approved, then do you think you'll be able to keep up with the pace of things, where you'll be expected to take part in intelligent discussions at least once a day?
If you write a good application and get approved, but turn out to be an idiot in the forums and so on, then you'll probably just be banned. Keep that in mind.

Fill out your details here. It's generally a rather good idea to fill it out accurately, and to fill out all of the fields, too.
Personal Information
Username:	(15 characters max.)
Password:	(15 characters max.)
Age:	-123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263646566676869707172737475767778798081828384858687888990919293949596979899
Gender:	♂ Male ♀ Female
Location:	(Country, preferrably)
Email Address:	(This needs to be valid!)
Your website URL:	(Optional)
Additional contact information (optional):
MSN:
AIM:
Yahoo:
A bit about yourself: (This will be displayed on the 'Ranks' screen later)
Any additional comments to support your application:
Some additional questions... (If you don't answer these, chances are you won't get in.) Why do you want to join the ranks of Yalortism? If you were to be accepted as a member, how active would you be? How often would you post? Who is Yalort?