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Since Yalortism is a relatively new religion, the Holy Book is still in the process of being, uh, 'transcribed to the net'. Though all of these books are totally ancient and, uh, real!
The books are undergoing a rewrite, of sorts. So there's not many here at the moment.

Chapters in existence so far:

I - The Book of Roget
Roget, one of the first Prophets, gives his version of the creation of the world by YALORT.
(Written by The Prophet Roget..)
- I · I - Details the creation of the Solar System by YALORT.
- I · II - Goes on about the terraforming of Mars by YALORT.
- I · III - Life on Mars develops further.
- I · IV - Fribbles are given minds; YALORT dreams of unity.
- I · V - YALORT becomes infuriated by ignorance and eradicates life on Mars.
- I · VI - Earth is terraformed, dinosaurs appear and disappear.

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