The Ten Commandments of YALORT!

1 . Thou shalt not even *think* about worshipping any other god but YALORT.
2 . Thou shalt obey every word uttered by YALORT without exception.
3 . Thou shalt not think for thyself.
4 . Thou shalt not use the name of YALORT in vain, except when desired.
5 . Thou shalt not conform to be cool.
6 . Thou shalt dress and act exactly as we tell thou, lest ye be excommunicated.
7 . Thou shalt not damn well swear.
8 . Thou shalt abstain from all kinds of alcoholic beverages!
9 . Thou shalt embrace knowledge, regardless of the views of others.
10. Thou shalt be celibate, unless this is not thy wish.
11. Thou shalt take heed of all of the Holy days of YALORT.
12. Thou shalt declare thyself as a 'Yalortian' in the 'religion' section of forms!
13. Thou shalt pay homage to YALORT at least once a week, officially or privately.
14. Thou shalt not slay any living creatures.
15. Thou shalt embrace pacifism, and thou shalt not solve disputes with physical violence.
16. Thou shalt stay calm and control thy emotions.
17. Thou shalt not be a glutton, or think with a greedy mind. Possessions mean little.
18. Thou shalt not hold the sexual orientation of others against them.
19. Thou shalt judge a thing by its values, or lack thereof, rather than its assumed connotations.
20. Thou shalt learn and use spelling and grammar!
21. Thou shalt not be promiscuous!
22. Thou shalt not endorse capitalism.
23. Thou shalt not think that thou art better than everyone else. Thou are not.
24. Thou shalt not enjoy sport, lest thou anger YALORT.
25. Thou shalt remember that the beasts and animals are thine equals.
26. Thou shalt not use any mind-affecting narcotics.
27. Thou shalt always capitalise 'YALORT'.
28. Thou shalt not use Americanisms!!